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sqrt - Saturday, June 28th, 2008 8:17 AM EDT
So, I went out on the town last night. I don't care for people, unless you break faders and hurt peoples eardrums, or enjoy having your eardrums hurt, but I went out on the town last night all the same. I got to a bar. Bars I can deal with. Then we go to the club. Spanish clubs are something to see, but only if you love four on the floor, which I hate almost as much as people. So I hate people, four on the floor, am out on the town, and now I am in a Disco. It was 104 degrees today, and will be 104 tomorrow. It was a 102 the past two days. Didn't DMX say hell was hot? Well, DMX didn't say nothing about bad party music. Bad party music. Like "please don't stop the music" bad. I want to take you away. Well, now I have documented what hell was like, being in southern Spain in the summertime in a disco. Lord, why have you forsaken me? So we leave the disco. I am happy to be outside for the first time in weeks. I am sporting a slightly, but not highly unusual outfit, some grey New Balance, some Dickies shorts, a Nike shirt, and a BushHog hat turned backwards and a little off kilter. No deal. Not flashy, but a good outfit for soaking up sweat. So the people go, where are we going next? The debate starts. I hate people. But I like my BushHog hat. Then the night got really out of whack. This girl we went to the club starting talking about all the clubs we couldn't get into cause of my "moda," or my fashion. Compared to yuppie bars that will not let you wear ballcaps and shorts, I fucking love man kind. Yo, I ain't gansta, I am just a cracka, but "I ain't that cracka, I just thought I'd let you know, rollin with that black 44, I ain't that cracka." I keep my cool, trying to avoid the at 6th rule of "avoid being killed by wives" which is "don't blow the fuck up on your wife's crazy BushHog hatin frineds." When you see me in the club, shorty you don't know. She didn't know. I wasn't even try to hit em up, I was just trying to play it cool. Moral of the story, butcher the donkey after it finished his job on the mill.

richard bown - Friday, June 27th, 2008 4:44 PM EDT
Where do you go during the summer vacation?
I go to Barcelona. Who goes to Barcelona yet?

For every husband: five rules to avoid being killed by wives - Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 9:52 AM EDT
Insurance investigators say there are a few lessons husbands can learn from the unholy foursome.
1. Don't buy high-priced insurance packages. Hiromi Ikeuchi, who works at an institute in Tokyo that deals with domestic problems, said, "Wives usually worry about what will happen to them financially after their husbands are gone. If killing husbands solved this problem, some wives actually do it. Some wives have actually come to see me to consult on such a thing."
2. Don't get into debt. "If you owe money, it's better to be jointly in debt with your spouse," said Ikeuchi.
3. Take note if your wife suddenly starts using different or more seasonings. According to Ikeuchi, one housewife actually told her that she had started giving her husband extra salt and soy source in the hope that it would make him ill and eventually kill him.
4. Pay special attention to curry. "The spicy flavor hides the strong odor of most poisons," explained Keiichi Tsuneishi, a biochemical professor at Kanagawa university.
5. Don't neglect having sex with your wife. "No matter how old he is, a husband should pay attention to his wife's sexual needs," advised Ikeuchi. "He also needs to listen to his wife and talk with her if she has any complaints."

The artist formerly known as nyf - Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 7:49 AM EDT
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sqrt - Sunday, May 18th, 2008 6:30 AM EDT
There are lots of bums in Sevilla, but I have a favorite. I have seen him a lot, but have 3 memories of this man. First, I noticed him searching the ground, looking for butts, and then picking them up and smoking them. The next instance, he was walking around, with puke on his shirt, looking like he had just spit up his last shot on his shirt, and then he stopped to pick up butts. The last time I saw him, he was running around at like 2 pm screaming at the top of his lungs, waving his hands, screaming more, in the busiest part of town. People were scared. He seemed quite agitated. I was not scared cause this is my favorite bum in Sevilla.

emanuelleer - Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 6:52 AM EDT
Not much on my mind. Basically not much exciting going on today. Eh.Look with me.

EFX - Sunday, April 13th, 2008 2:44 PM EDT
EP out soon...

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jeffro - Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 12:51 PM EDT
happy b-day to the sqrt

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anyone know of a microphone that can pick up the sound of ants' footsteps?

nyf - Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 8:38 AM EDT
well. the sqrt is lost in translation.

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sqrt - Sunday, December 30th, 2007 7:27 PM EST
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Pu22L3 - Sunday, December 23rd, 2007 3:07 PM EST
if you look at it, pen island becomes penis land....

think about it

j to the mfin k - Thursday, December 20th, 2007 12:38 AM EST
donde esta el sqrt(ur mother)? y cuando el vuelve a los estados unidos con su esposa muy inteligente? Quiero los ninos muertos.

Hobimmoxdig - Friday, November 23rd, 2007 10:08 AM EST
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sqrt - Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 7:37 PM EDT
I pulled a knife on a homeless dude that was talking shit and trying to break into a record store last friday. Is that bad?

brian - Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 7:33 PM EDT
enjoi the fuckin silence, cause I will rant and rave on this bitch like a drunk hooker after a money filled night.

f-zero - Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 3:28 PM EDT
silence

tee dub - Monday, October 15th, 2007 3:54 PM EDT
i could be the last one to see this, but just in case: ibmr in xlr8r

xlr8r.com/topstories/2007/09/xlr8r_weekly_top_ten_spankrock.php

i miss subQ - Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 10:27 PM EDT
This is a general person who has a fond desire to devour not only the flesh, but also the souls of small infants. There are many ways in which you can do this.

1.The first way is to find some one known as a "noob." This person will be a useful asset in order to draw the soul out of the delicious baby. So the "noob" will quickly gallop in circles like a horse around the baby spraying noobsauce on the baby, around the baby, and through the baby. After the baby is thoroughly covered in a thick layer of noobsauce, the baby should have start crying. This is now when you come into it. You quickly use an action figure of "Master Chief" to cheer up the baby. At this time the baby's soul will be at its most vulnerable time. When the baby starts laughing, this is when you grab him by the head and quickly slide him down your throat. If all of this has been done correctly, the baby's soul should now be trapped within your loins ready to be put into use anytime you need it.

2. This new way requires you to get the baby into an extreme state of joy. To do this you may want to take him to a live performance of Barney or the Teletubies. Once you can tell on the joyometer that was implanted into the back of the infant's skull that he has come to an extreme state of joy, you will be able to carefully extract the soul of the child. To do this you will need to put on heat resistant gloves and grab the baby. After this you must continue to vigorously shake the baby. You will continue shaking until you see the baby's eyes roll back into his head and a white gaseous form will escape through his mouth. You now take out your butterfly net and trap the white form in it not allowing it to touch your skin, for this white form is now at its most lethal state. Once all this has been done, you can now carefully devour the white form which is the baby's soul.

Pu22L3 - Thursday, September 20th, 2007 5:31 PM EDT
SHIRTLESS DUDE AFTER PARTY!WOOOHOOOOOO

SPRING BREAK!

gridlock dick - Monday, September 17th, 2007 11:19 AM EDT
yeah
yeah
the perry look hoste held you all long enough for me to plant small set of balls on the back of your neck. now you are all real dick heads. buy my new toothbrush holder ,suckers.

sqrt - Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 10:20 PM EDT
I am packing up my fucking joystick midi controller shit. I could have another pair of shoes, or a couple of shirts in its place, but I feel that I am making the right decision. I move the joystick, odd sounds occur. That is justified right?

Penalize Lox - Thursday, August 30th, 2007 9:18 AM EDT
your set was hot. the room actually cleared because i farted. my bad.

sqrt(ur mother) - Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 8:37 PM EDT
After I played the show in Blacksburg on Saturday Night, I had a kid come up to me and say "seriously dude, I have mad respect for anyone who can clear the room out, and you did it without even flinching." After I played one of the better (and more sober) sets I have ever dropped, someone says that to me? I bet NYF has people going "hey man, killer set, your rock" and people like me get "you cleared the room, you fucking ass goblin." And then, the shirtless dude after party.

infrequently - Thursday, August 16th, 2007 10:35 PM EDT
PzsbMA website. Great thanks! Many ,

UnderWater EFX - Sunday, July 29th, 2007 11:09 PM EDT
Gulp?

sqrt - Friday, July 27th, 2007 12:56 PM EDT
so you love Back Support, or do you LOVE him like the man that he is?

NYF - Saturday, July 21st, 2007 12:15 PM EDT
Actually, i am currently playing in a band with Back Support. I love him.

sqrt - Friday, June 29th, 2007 10:07 AM EDT
how the hell did you break a rib? Or did you do that on purpose so NYF could hold you and make you feel better? You need to stop riding your bike, hippy.

cloudcrusher - Sunday, June 24th, 2007 3:31 PM EDT
ffffffffffuuuuck.
broken rib.

EFX - Monday, June 18th, 2007 1:45 PM EDT
Help a brotha get some shows... I need this!

Broken Apart - Thursday, June 7th, 2007 6:14 PM EDT
I think my show took care of all of those things for you

sqrt - Friday, June 1st, 2007 2:23 PM EDT
has any one killed anything/puked on anything/ hurt anything/ played shows/made beats/ or beat the shit out of Back Support lately?

BackwardSeyon - Sunday, May 13th, 2007 6:00 PM EDT
NYF - Happy Anniversary

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, May 11th, 2007 1:42 PM EDT
HELLO OUT THERE TO ALL YOU ELECTRICITY GEEKS. MY BOY'S MOVING BACK HOME. I'M BURSTING WITH THIS YELLOW SUBSTANCE I CALL LOVE.

i

sqrt - Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 9:20 PM EDT
Back in my rusty cage. I tried to run, and tried to hide, but that bottle of brown booze makes my skillz fall by the way side. No more hip hop, no more trance, and only two pairs of underpants. MHI, let me go, my torment you will never know.

Mental Health Institute - Saturday, April 28th, 2007 2:51 PM EDT
WHO LET HIM OUT!? NOT AGIAN!!!

sqrt - Friday, April 27th, 2007 9:45 AM EDT
They have let me out once again!! I get to play!! My PO and my Doctor said it was cool for me to be in public!!! HA HA HA HA.

SIGNAL FEST IS GOING TO FUCKING ROCK!

EFX - Thursday, April 19th, 2007 2:08 AM EDT
YOO check out teh myspace

myspace.com/efxdepth

tee dub - Sunday, April 15th, 2007 1:32 PM EDT
pandora.com...check it

sqrt - Saturday, April 7th, 2007 10:32 AM EDT
MJ's Thriller spent 37 weeks as the #1 album in the US. No shit.

NYF - Friday, April 6th, 2007 6:40 PM EDT
Is this thing fixed?

brian - Thursday, March 15th, 2007 7:25 AM EDT
FINALLY! NYF is a daddy!! Little NYF's will be running around! Blessed be the day! Time to have a cigar.

Jarrett L'Smicky Smack 6000 - Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 3:43 PM EDT
FINALLY the webpage has changed! Looks much better guys. Bless your lil' HTML hearts.

nyf - Sunday, March 11th, 2007 5:21 PM EDT
so hey haven't posted anything in a while. not much to report. still haven't had the baby yet. it's nerve racking. shit.

- Sunday, March 11th, 2007 3:45 AM EDT
HE'S IN MY PALATE!!!!!!

OH MAN - Friday, March 9th, 2007 7:01 PM EST
BOY THIS NEW WEBSITE IS GREAT I HATED THE BAND BROKEN FADER CARTS BUT NOW I LOVE MY ROBOT

Cliff Huxtable - Thursday, March 8th, 2007 5:25 PM EST
AH! I LOST MY SLAP BRACELET AND IT FELL INTO THE WEBPAGE! AAAAAAAAAHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

efxdepth - Monday, February 26th, 2007 12:34 PM EST
I have a website you know... Its got 23 recipes for broiled baby... Put a link on this site so people can start cooking

j mfin k - Sunday, February 11th, 2007 3:19 PM EST
now bark like a dog nyf, bark,
then you can go back to sniffing your balls

nizzy yizzy fizzy - Thursday, February 8th, 2007 11:21 PM EST
Yes I concur with you Tee Dub. I think Brian is the greatest. The comp is dat shit...like people be talkin to their friends saying..."Yo, you heard that Broken Fader Cartel Cloud Control?"..."word", "dat's dat shit." "yeah." "word."

Yo, i'm sayin these Broken Fader Cartel niggas....Dog....I heard these niggas is for real...Dog...That's my mans and them....But I heard these Niggas is like suppose to be lockin down
the industry on some shit, on some power shit......Dog, that's my mans and them....Ah...So what I'm doin'..Right, right....My mans and them is doin'...Because...Right..That's my mans and them...Ya know?....I feel ya...Now you feel me? I feel ya...So you know when you fuckin wit me..Right, right.....You fuckin wit....uh.oh..

Taomy Oemb - Thursday, February 8th, 2007 2:08 PM EST
How can i become a saint?

tee dub - Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 8:04 PM EST
don't you guys think brian is the best? cloud control really stepped up the game. congratulations.

<strike>subq</strike> - Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 7:40 PM EST
i guess i'm "brephophagist" now. fucking metal bands from PA.

BACK SUPPORT - Thursday, February 1st, 2007 3:41 PM EST
HEY GUYS
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO ANY OF THE MUSIC ON THIS SITE I GET A RAGING BONER. IF THIS CONTINUES YOU'LL HAVE TO DO SOMTHING ABOUT IT

City of Boston - Thursday, February 1st, 2007 11:35 AM EST
1-31-07 NEVER FORGET

JESUS

Wandy Liona - Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 4:48 AM EST
How can i become a saint?

db - Saturday, January 27th, 2007 11:14 AM EST
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snausages, snausages
sniff, sniff
snausages, snausages
sniff, sniff
WOOF WOOF
kibbles and bits,
quibbles and fits,
tribbles and Fritz,
Pebbles and Schmidt,
Gotta get me some pussies and clits.
MEOW MEOW
"Say, baby, do ya wanna lay down by my side?"
...like a perfect pair of pink petals, pulsating with delight...

ASSBLOFUCKER - Saturday, January 27th, 2007 12:15 AM EST
HEY, FATHER FUCKEE'S
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE HOLY ADULTS ON THIS ASSBLO SITE. HOW ABOUT TALKIN ABOUT PUSSY & CLITS (NOT TO MENTION ANAL DINNER PLATES). THIS IS A LOWLIFE BITCH ASS TRASH PILE! PEOPLE WHO PLAY POKEMON IN THIER UNDERWEAR JACK OFF TO THIS ASSBLO SHIT ALL GIGGITY DAY. KEEP UP THE GOATSE HOLES AND BUY WINDOWS VISTA YOU FUCKING SCROTUMS.

P.S. I EAT BABIES

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 11:51 AM EST
HEY, MOTHER FUCKERS
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DAMN CHILDREN ON THIS FUCKIN SITE. HOW ABOUT NOT TALKIN
OF COCKS & BALLS. THIS IS A HIGHLY REGARDED SITE. PEOPLE WHO USE MONOCALS LOOK AT THIS SITE ALL THE FUCKIN TIME. CUT OUT THE FOUL MOUTH SHIT AND GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOU FUCKIN DONGS.

p.s. I JUST POOPED

j to the mfin k - Friday, January 19th, 2007 4:55 PM EST
NYF may be endowed (per the sqrt experience) but my oscar meyer is 10" in circumference; you know like a can of Campbell's soup only tastier. Hold it, now hit it.

sqrt - Thursday, January 18th, 2007 12:17 PM EST
NYF has a 10" weiner, I have seen, touched, and tasted it. It is cold like a popsicle. Backsupport used to have 9"er, but it fell off. He never could get it up anyway. My 2.5"er got more done than his slack piece of meat. Bing.

db - Thursday, January 18th, 2007 1:00 AM EST
You remember the Oscar Meyer commercials?
Okay now, sing along with me.
1
2
1 2 3
Oh, I wish I had a nine or ten inch weiner,
then all the girls would be in love with me-eee-ee

teedub - Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 12:51 PM EST
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Danny Planet - Sunday, January 14th, 2007 5:28 PM EST
Yo duke, don't even put yourself through it.

How they do it? Like if it wasn't shit to it.

Oh shoot - the lady knew it was the butler.

He cold snuck her, stuck a banana in her muffler.

(But they didn't know who he was. She said, "The flow is so fluid that only one nigga could do it cuz...he's like the supervisor" In the workplace. No more breaks. Violate that workplace with smirk face.

db - Saturday, January 13th, 2007 3:23 AM EST
Man, who skunked the funk? The noise was so awful, I had to get up and move.......

.....my body
to the sound
bangin all around the walls of the Night Light.
Keep it up, yo!

karak bowie - Saturday, January 13th, 2007 3:17 AM EST
Metal Machine Music
Heavenly Music Corporation

What a mess we find ourselves in. Let's get the boys back home and throw them a HUGE party!!!

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 4:28 PM EST
WHAT'S UP BITCHES, HAVEN'T SAID MUCH SENCE MY DICK FELL OFF. IT'S HARD BEING A SINGLE FEMALE IN THIS CRULE WORLD. ESPECIALY WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN.

NYF: YOU FUCKING MONGALOID, DID YOU HAVE A SICK ASS TIME? IF YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A FUCK YEAH. HEY, CHECK THIS OUT W W W DOT MYSPACE DOT COM / WEARETHEBLADES. THIS IS THE NEW SIDE PROJECT I'M PLAYING BASS FOR.

MILLHOUSE YOU SUCK DONKEY COCK. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BITCH.

SEE YA,
THE MAN WITH NO PENIS

nyf - Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 12:52 PM EST
dude i googled subqtaneous and i got a metal band from PA...how fucking crazy is that?

sqrt - Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 12:47 PM EST
Fuckin Ass Nipple, what a wild Winter Micro Tour. My knuckle hurts from punching my screen, my side hurts from laughing, and every where I look, I see camo. Or is it I don't see camo? THE RAIDERS FUCKING ROCK!!!! Touch my pp please. NYF set sucked ass by the way. He is a wanker who dropped a house set the other night. Like he loves babies instead of loving eating them. Blip bots hurt me, and my liver is dead now. IS THIS A TALKING PARTY OR WHAT??

songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1157 - Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 5:25 PM EST
i was at a club/restaurant in Ashville North Carolina last week. In the downstairs, there was the bar area where the houseband performed. They did covers of songs. This was one of them, and the lead singer sang the second verse just like Cartman. After that he sang the theme-song to the Southpark Musical. I really don't watch Southpark, but this was funny! When the guy wasn't singing like Cartman, he sounded a little like Billy Jole. The guy singing was laughing and had a hard time keeping it together.
- Stefanie, Rock Hill, SC

-- - Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 3:05 PM EST
bye james!

NYF - Monday, December 25th, 2006 9:13 AM EST
Feliz Navidad y Prospero a

sqrt - Monday, December 25th, 2006 12:17 AM EST
everyone go here and rip this guy a new asshole. He made fun of NYF. Round the wagons and fuck him twice:

japenet.vox.com/library/post/band-name-of-the-week.html#comments

j to the mfin k - Thursday, December 21st, 2006 2:50 PM EST
have fun at the funknasty show tonite. i will be at home with strep throat. sorry. send my love to the farm animals

- Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 7:26 AM EST
oh yah and if you have gotten married in like the last two or three years or so and i was at your wedding you should email pictures cause so far ive gotten a total of like 4 pictures. my email address is "kevin" like my name and then "schaefer" like the beer and then "@" like at and "gmail. com" like the email. and no spaces.

kevlar - Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 7:22 AM EST
i would just like to say that i very much am in love with brian and brian. thats both brians. and also i dont think "making love to farm animals" is illegal in hickory, technically.

Jewish Snowman - Sunday, December 17th, 2006 6:31 PM EST
I'm sueing you for a lack of jewish symbols on your site... Oh roasted baby? Is it kosher? Yum!

bio dj - Sunday, December 17th, 2006 6:26 PM EST
Mmmm you always do make the best mayo... You must have alot of free time to fill up those 22oz mason jars with your own home made liquids... I do love a good potien sandwich... Thanks j to the muffin man k!

j to the mfin k - Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 4:27 PM EST
hey bio dj, i'll put somethin else in your head, and you'll thank me for it later; you'll also understand why your mother had those cases of mayo shipped to her every year for xmas

- Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 2:38 PM EST

bio dj - Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 7:37 PM EST
insert bullet to my head please? thank you doctor gangster!

leni - Monday, December 11th, 2006 10:09 PM EST
i just got back from Germany, went to this crazy techno party some people i know threw. Germans are pretty rowdy, i need hook ya'll up...

sqrt - Friday, December 8th, 2006 2:10 PM EST
NYF needs to stop being a cry baby, put on his under-roos and get down to that old funk machine. Bitchin don't make ballers, tee-dubs, I mean Benjamins' do. subQ is the master of the universe, he really is.

subq - Friday, December 8th, 2006 1:45 PM EST
i wasn't ripping on you, ned. oh and the special features on the transformers movie 20th anniv. edition rock a little bit of asshole. the music still blows though. especially the weird al song.

NYF - Friday, December 8th, 2006 11:22 AM EST
Wow

sqrt - Monday, December 4th, 2006 9:36 PM EST
NYF is a bitch, don't buy his fucking album, it blows. I would not listen to it in a stolen dead hookers ex-roomates walkman. Don't take his shit, he is the devil on the inside. Mr. "I make pretty music," you are vermon. Spit on me, I like it.

teedub - Monday, December 4th, 2006 4:30 PM EST
i dunno what you're talking about but.....i like all those things, too, except i don't like the chest hair part, but definitley the nut rolling under the ass, i know how it is man. don't listen to anything that anyone says, whether it is good or bad. just figure out what gives you a boner and go for it! you like unicorns? well then find one and have sex with it! now.

NYF - Monday, December 4th, 2006 11:25 AM EST
Okay as to my latest gmail email.."fucking steve shanafelt". Im not entirely sure if you guys are ripping on me or not....but whatever. I like DPS. I like NYF. I like cute pink bunnies with smiling faces and bows in their hair. I also enjoy Nascar and long walks on a sunset infested beach. I like to talk but not too much , so if ur into quiet nights at home.... I like to eat babies with a little Heinz 57 and mayo... Riding horses with a ruffle cuffed shirt with my manly chest hair hanging out the top and my long, flowing Fabio hair moving with the wind. Auto-oralsextumamouth is also one of my passions. Also i try to avoid sliding down handrails naked because in one instance i was trying to do that and my nuts rolled back up under my ass and fell. Yeah ouch, it fucking hurt okay. Very traumatic. So if you enjoy Voltron and sleeping naked...don't talk about the NYF album again in the gmail de nauseousyouthfuture...unless in a super positive way like Tony Robbins and shit.

musicliket - Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 4:38 PM EST
Hello. Good day
Who listens to what music?
I Love songs Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton

j to the mfin k - Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 3:16 PM EST
i think sqrt has gone soft, what with all these flacid comments about wonderful pages and shit; more funk less junk, eat more babies

teta - Thursday, November 30th, 2006 8:58 AM EST
Hi all! You hhave very GOOD guest book. Thx you!!!
Be Happy!

Bio DJ - Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 10:13 PM EST
BIO DJ HAS NO HEART! Thats why I'm gonna eat your first born!

sqrt - Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 11:22 AM EST
that was the dumbest joke and comparison of our music that I have ever heard. I want to rip Bio DJ's heart out and eat it like a vampire apple.

Bio DJ - Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 11:18 AM EST
Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

Your music sounds like tampon tea! Yum!

tee dub - Monday, November 20th, 2006 4:46 PM EST
yo post some pitchers of all this activities you are enjoy. so much. nyf... i've got some doo doo for you to sift through...hold out your hand. or send me your address so i can send you said doo doo in a small jar or on a digital format disc.

j to the mfin k - Monday, November 20th, 2006 4:33 PM EST
eat babies, save the world, does that mean you make baby poo? see you bitches at lidell tomorrow nite

da sqrt - Thursday, November 16th, 2006 9:26 PM EST
Yo, I am just a little ghetto baby eater trying to make it in this world of capitalistic onslaught and over population. Eat babies, save the world.

JosdUst - Thursday, November 16th, 2006 9:19 PM EST
Hi Nice Site :)
Who are you?

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 5:02 PM EST
JAMIE LIDELL

This show is going to make me fucking dick hard. Flanders, I hope to see you and the wife there. Call me so we can chill before the show.

werdtallyall.

Brian Flanders - Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 3:48 PM EST
Man Portland looks fucking awesome from space. Everything is fucking square.

NO GARAGE NO BAND - Wednesday, November 8th, 2006 5:43 PM EST
Hey Millhouse, what do you think about steve and I playing in between music for some of the shows to come. We play some stuff with the Omni chord, and up-right with drums. Just give me a call @ work tomarrow. I don't give a shit about $.

Work# (828)-650-9972

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, November 3rd, 2006 5:33 PM EST
BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE

One of the coolest bands will be playing tomorrow night @ the orange peel.
If any one's around I'll see you there. If not, than fuck all y'all bitches with goat milk bread parents who can't even see their own dicks cause fat surrounds their man titts.

Other than that love ya'll

bestec-burjuiam - Sunday, October 29th, 2006 8:21 PM EST
HAVANA (AP)

NYF - Friday, October 27th, 2006 11:13 AM EDT
..i just saw the Squarepusher interview on BBC2's Culture Show..he is my hero. and in other news Thom Yorke is a fucking troll.

NYF - Thursday, October 26th, 2006 10:29 PM EDT
Oh and Yugen...i love u!!!
What the hell was that midi controller you were using again?

NYF - Thursday, October 26th, 2006 8:54 PM EDT
To:
Production Unit Xero
I Broke My Robot
Sqrt(urmother)
Alex Polzien
Hayden Wilson
Jarrett Webb
Adam Hollis
Ian Dennis
Andrew Fansler
and to anyone else who was there who made the night an unforgetable event..thank you

we shall do that again, there is no stopping us now

- Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 5:31 PM EDT
I BROKE MY ROBOT KICKED ASS

ANYF & SQRT ARE THE FUCKING REMIX KINGS UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE PROVES ME WRONG. $5.00
BITCH!

ALEX IS THE FUCKING SHIT

PRODUCTION UNIT ZERO ALSO
BORUGHT SOME SICKASS SHIT TO THE TABLE

AND THANK YOU T.J. FOR THE CONTINUOUS MUSIC, YOU PLAY GOOD SHIT

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 9:55 AM EDT
Oh yeah, the art and sound kicked fucking ass.

5 dollars bitch!!!

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 9:52 AM EDT
BIO DJ HAS JUNGLE FEAVER!!!!
HA

sqrt - Saturday, October 21st, 2006 12:05 AM EDT
are you all really letting me out for the show tomorrow? Really? I can get out of my cage? Bless you art boys, bless you.

- Thursday, October 19th, 2006 2:15 PM EDT
I'M GETTING EXCITED

BACK SUPPORT - Monday, October 16th, 2006 4:06 PM EDT
MILLHOUSE

teny tiny mills timmy needs sqrt to call him for directions.

Work# 650-9972(828)

- Monday, October 9th, 2006 4:16 PM EDT
I NEED THE GREAT BIG GIANT NEDDY FLANDERS TO CALL THE TEENY TINY MILLS TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sunday, October 8th, 2006 5:51 PM EDT
Wheresmyforty wheresmybeerat?
Wheresmyforty wheresmybeerat?
Iwantthaticycoldchampagneofallbeers! Wheresmyforty wheresmybeerat? bringittomeandilldrinkitrealfast!

- Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 3:31 PM EDT
OhIwantodancewithsomebody
Iwanttofeeltheheatwithsomebody yeah, yeah OhIwantodancewithsomebody
withsomebodywholovesme!!!

BACK SUPPORT - Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 3:25 PM EDT
GOING TO AN ORGY

My nipples are getting hard just thinking about the show. If anyone needs me to bring ANYTHING from Asheville let me know.

OH YEAH, Jamie Lidell's playing @ The Orange Peel nov 21st. It's a tuesday.
If any one can make it post it here for all eyes to see.

- Sunday, October 1st, 2006 9:14 PM EDT
Phil Bailey, from Earth, Wind & Fire on his solo album!

- Thursday, September 28th, 2006 9:19 PM EDT
This is the way of peace: "Overcome evil with good, falsehood with truth, and hatred with love." Fuk dhem all!

BACK SUPPORT - Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 4:48 PM EDT
WERD TO MY PEEPS

I just wanted to let all of you know that I love you.
That's from the bottom of my heart. I here to support your backs at all times. except for when you have shows. every time there's a fucking show, I can't go. What the fuck. I know I'm a little bitch, so 10 lashings from everybody.

Flanders: lovell@garnerssterio.com
That's the e-mail address at the store. send that bomb shit ASAP please. Much love

Miller: When is knox getting married, if he hasn't already got married.

P.S. One more time, pinwheel
was the fucking shit.

teedub: what's up homie. You have no clue who I am.

teedub - Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 10:37 AM EDT
DAG! y'all seem like yer havin a good time in norf cayolina. wish i could come////oh wait, i just did just thinking about it. oh and there it goes again. ned...good lookin out on that pinwheel shit....excellent show.

reinimat - Monday, September 25th, 2006 11:41 AM EDT
It is understandable at once, that development of your site was a titanic work!

EFX - Sunday, September 24th, 2006 9:52 PM EDT
All my beats are fully functioning dopalicious beat babies designed to kill! How many you think would be in a set? (1 hour?)

sqrt - Thursday, September 21st, 2006 7:21 PM EDT
Stop crying. Give me a full set of fully dopalicious beat babies and I will get you on the next one.

@tear@

EFX - Thursday, September 21st, 2006 4:20 PM EDT
:-( I want in on that concert on the hill...

- Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 6:40 PM EDT
check out this synth.
paulsop.com

dr_concoction - Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 3:30 PM EDT
(from ccmixter)
I really like what you're doing. Keep doing it.

nyf - Monday, September 18th, 2006 11:09 PM EDT
dude im about fed up with television...programs are shit these days. whatever happened to quality programming like fucking "pinwheel"?

[somaticae] - Sunday, September 17th, 2006 12:11 PM EDT
Just to say that I love what I've heard of "i broke my robot " !!

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, September 15th, 2006 5:53 PM EDT
SHE'S AN EASY LOVER.

Does any one know the guys name who sang with Mr. Collins in this timeless classic.

P.S. kick ass at the show tonight.

sqrt - Friday, September 15th, 2006 11:06 AM EDT
But more importantly- According to Collins, this is about a young man's fantasy for an older woman. Because she smiles at him, he thinks she fancies him, and she becomes the object of his sexual fantasies.

Sounds like the plot to a movie I just bought and watched over and over and over

Apparently, You Have Been Misinformed - Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 11:18 PM EDT
The song's drum sounds come from a Linn Linndrum and Roland TR-909. The synth bass is a Minimoog. The Sequential Circuits Prophet 5 leads the song. Like many of Collins' songs, "Sussudio" has a full horn section on it.

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, September 1st, 2006 2:18 PM EDT
WERD TA ALL YA'LL

To: the future
hey man did you ever send your new shit. If you didn't that's O.K.
I'm going to go hang myself.

TO: sqrt,
I love you big papa.
Next time I see you you're getting a rusty trombone.
Be very excited

teedub - Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 4:49 PM EDT
grundels,
if you think you're good enough to back your shit with $20, and you feel like it, check this out:

beatchampionship.com/about/

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 5:43 PM EDT
WHAT IF

What if everyone had mirrors on the floors of thier bathrooms?

Then you could see what your ass hole really looks like, and maybe the decision of wheather you need your ass hole bleached
or not will finally be answered.

MUCH LOVE!!!

tee dub - Sunday, August 20th, 2006 8:34 PM EDT
want every aphex/autechre/idm nerdgasm live set ever?
go her:

xltronic.com/downloads/tracker/

im sure youve heard this by now - Sunday, August 20th, 2006 12:07 AM EDT
We are delighted to announce the new album from Squarepusher.

Hello Everything will be released on 16th October on Warp Records.

tee dub hunnicutt - Friday, August 18th, 2006 9:47 PM EDT
this jon benet shit is blowing my face off. i think karr is actually her father. or her parents were pimping her out to karr and he accidentally killed her and they covered it up.

NYF - Thursday, August 17th, 2006 3:01 PM EDT
i spelled Sartre wrong...see i have a long way to go.

NYF - Thursday, August 17th, 2006 2:58 PM EDT
okay....dude i didn't think it was possible, but I think we really have reached the threshold here...wow. I had no idea because if you can't see the end how do you know it exists, but it was possible and we have far exceeded my and probably many other people's level. BACK SUPPORT, who are you man? You are an inter-galactic hero and saviour and genius for us all. I don't even think I know you anymore. You have reached a point of human reality and cranial capacity that makes you the first and only of your kind sentient being. You are far superior to any other intellect. I pledge myself to your teachings with the faith in that someday (hopefully before I die) I will become one of the great minds synonymous with Socrates, Aristotle, Hegel, Kierkeguaard, Sarte, and Back Support. Someday. Yeah.

Oh yeah you guys should check out Fluorescent Grey on Isolate Records...dude this guy fucking pows, biffs and bams.

BACK SUPPORT - Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 6:06 PM EDT
DOOKIE POOPCYCLE POP

I've come up with some really good ways to stay cool in the hot heat.
in this recipe you will need to eat as much food as you can. Next time you drop some knowledge collect all that you can. More solid the better. for more of a crunchy taste eat peanuts their great. I like to use old pop-cycle sticks,but you can use anything sturdy.
Take your delicious droppings and turn them into any shape you desire. I like hearts.
Slowly jab the stick into the center of your treat and freeze until frozen.
After their frozen enjoy.

for more tasty treats emailme at www. dick-o-licous.com
Thank you!!!

penis breath - Friday, August 11th, 2006 12:59 PM EDT
i have penis breath coz i just blew myself thinking about sQrT playing more music. texas is rad.

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, August 4th, 2006 3:09 PM EDT
POP-LOCKIN

Hello Kitty sucks Satan's cock till the rough edged skin cuts gaping wounds into that cum guzzling cats mouth. then keeps peeling the scabs off so it never really quite heals well.

non the less, I can't wait till the show. I'm going to pop-lock my balls off.

NYF: call me some time soon, maybe we can sit on each others laps if we ride together to the show. I'm fucking going this time dude.

sqrt: your ass hole's hangin out.

I have to go shit now.

sqrt - Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 8:27 AM EDT
Attn: NYF
Your fuckin use of bad IM speak and chatroom shortcuts overwhelms me. It is like a shitty program language for 12 year olds, you licker of the balls. I love Hello Kitty.

tee dub honey cut - Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 1:16 AM EDT
what is ringside? also, how come all theses music review chode-brains try to talk about electronic music as if they actually listen to it, but the only names they know off wikipedia are aphex twin and moby? like the local paper here reviewed this electro guy and said he "sounds like aphex twin on anti psychotics." but then, in another review, they said this drum n bass guy sounds "remensicent of aphex twin's breakneck beats." saying every laptop doofus sounds like aphex twin is like saying every guitarist sounds like eddie van halen...ain't true! next time someone tells you something "sounds like aphex twin" tell them they sound like someone who needs to get their cap peeled back by the d-eagle chrome.

NYF - Sunday, July 30th, 2006 8:28 AM EDT
Attn: BACK SUPPORT
Thnx man for always NOT being there, at our shows i mean. Hey calm the fuck down, I know it's quite a drive to make, you know like five hours or some shit, anyway I lah u and ur retarded asshole.
Attn: Tudikas Wayne Honeycutt
Hey man...haven't talked to you in a while. I miss you man. I want to collaborate with you on some stuff...I was thinking me and you could make some Big Beat stuff you know so we can be soopa-reedonkuloidly-cool like The Crystal Method. For realzzzzz. Im going to call you very soon, so beware of what ur wearing (like panties and shit cause you know ill ask...you sexy batch).
Attn:Gray
Hi gray umm...hi. Dude remember when i almost spilled beer all over the 808...and you made me cry and I sobbed like a little bitch that doesn't have a father to beat him....all the way back to my house...jesus that was fucked up. Wow. Gray I know you busy man, but shit hit a brother up, you know what im saying...
Attn: SubQ
Dude that song you sent me was off the jizzain...Dude fucking call me or email me or something. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..even though we all may have none...COMMUNICATE WITH ME!!!!
Attn:EFX
Dude get me an ab-lounge XL for Christmas PLZ!!!!! I want to feel da burn, YAHH!!! NIIIAAAAGGG. No but all joking aside...send me some wacky tunes.
Attn: I Broke My Robot
DUde have you seen the video for V-snares Vache....wow. Dude that shit is fucking amazing. Oh yeah..I am going to try very hard to be at the show, and i mean hard like a monkey for a banana and blow.
Attn: SQRT
Fuck you dick :)
Oh yeah..wait I had something else.....what was it.....oh yeah Fuck you dick :)
Nah man I love you but in a totally ghey way, like the love of Catholic priests' for young boys...God fucks little boys Brian, think about that.
Attn: Jarret
Hey man haven't seen or talked to you in a grip. Thanks for taking the time to do the album art...if there is any artistic skill or opinion i trust it's yours and Andrew Fanslers..god i just love him...he is so cute in a Hello Kitty retarded boys lunch box kinda way.

P.S. Kevin is moving to Austin, Texas next week....im so sad :(..

ed - Thursday, July 27th, 2006 2:29 AM EDT
static.flickr.com/63/199381225_33525b4844.jpg?v=0

efx - Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 9:46 PM EDT
It's sabotage!

AKA THE DICK - Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 5:58 PM EDT
I am so happy to see you guys play. I can't wait to spend all of my money on your merchandise.

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, July 21st, 2006 5:23 PM EDT
SHPA-DOINKLE

NYF & sqrt: you guys make me proud. like two overgrown tape worms destroying everything in your paths. with just enough room for your porn. oh ya,
and beer.

Ben Tom Walker, ehrport is the fucking shit. thank you

BACK SUPPORT - Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 1:17 PM EDT
I FOUND SOMETHING IN BETWEEN MY LEGS THE OTHER DAY. I SHOWED EVERYONE I CAME IN CONTACT WITH.
SOME PEOPLE THOUTHT IT WAS A TOY AND STARTED PLAYING WITH IT. IT FELT GOOD.

TO: The Future

that old ass computer couldn't even run one track hardly. I'm surprised that it even held the program.
that computer was made right after the world began. I will have to say some of the things I made on that computer were pretty dope. maybe a little.

HAVE FUN MAKING PEOPLE HAVE SEZURES.

nyf - Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 12:13 PM EDT
back support...i remember when you used to make tunes on ur old computer with reason 1 and it could only handle like two tracks at a time....haha. you know come to think of it...i could use some live upright and some Stevealicious drums.....love you...mmmmhmmmmmmm...plop

BACK SUPPORT - Monday, July 17th, 2006 5:27 PM EDT
MEKA-LEKA-HI-MEKA-sqrts-A-HO

did any one hear about the gay midget coming out of cubberd. it was great.

the only way I'm joining a cult,is if my mom signs a permission slip.

any of you glitch bitches need live drum & upright bass beats let me know.

REPPRESENTING YA'LL!

sqrt - Friday, July 14th, 2006 5:37 PM EDT
o, no, you won't be able to handle the destruction the REVOLUTION will bring, o no. The only way is to join me on the the blue team and usher out this existance. Join my cult, I will show you the way, follow me to the nether-dalksjkdfjals world of bliss and pain. Like cigars and no lighters. Bloooop.

BACK SUPPORT - Friday, July 14th, 2006 3:58 PM EDT
REVOLUTION

man I think i'm going to go.

NYF - Friday, July 14th, 2006 1:34 PM EDT
Come on DO IT!! Im right here...nahgg neaaghh...get to da choppa..naehgg

BACK SUPPORT - Thursday, July 13th, 2006 1:16 PM EDT
DILDO RAMMER 5000

I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MY NAME SO I CAN'T GET MY CHECK CASHED.

I'M THINKING ABOUT TAKING THE 19th OFF SO I CAN GO.

NYF - Thursday, July 13th, 2006 9:04 AM EDT
I love yew Back support. always there when my back hurts. all rigid and plastic, man kinda like a dildo. i can't believe you are moving into a house identical to the shady crib. dude i loved that house....good times..mmhmm...learning about life and loving music. i miss lando. Back Support...when you gonna get some technology, like a mobile telephone? You used to have one....it was so much more convenient and 21st century, than me having to send morse code to you at work...caveman

NYF - Thursday, July 13th, 2006 8:52 AM EDT
To: Back Support- On point, shaah right...not even gonna come on WEDNESDAYJULY19thITHINKTHEPLACEOFEMPLOYMENTISKNOWNASNIGHTLITE?10PM.......
onpoint://myass.com
I

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 3:45 PM EDT
MY VULVA HARTS WHEN I PUT OREOS IN MY ARMPITT

to those who played the show, sorry I couldn't make it. next one, I'm on point.
ill,sick,dope,wack. you make me proud.

millhouse, thanks for calling steve. He got the message. next time your in town, drop by with some ideas. THANKS!

TO:The Future, I got your call. can't remember your number.

NYF - Sunday, July 9th, 2006 12:33 PM EDT
to everyone who played ringside. good show everyone. i

BACK SUPPORT - Thursday, July 6th, 2006 4:38 PM EDT
I have no heart

can somebody help me with my dreadlocks there getting in the way when I pee.

millhouse, I need to know if you have any ideas on sound deadening a small room.

can't come to the show because I'm going to the longest penis contest.

Ned, quit being a bitch and call me man.

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 6:01 PM EDT
TO: YOUTH FUTURE

Hi, my name is timothy james mills and im telling you that steve and i got a house off tunnle road. 3bdr 1bath cool little house. got to come check it out when you come in town. hows married life. hope its great!

call me man:650-9972 work#
280-2183 steves#

I want all your new stuff if you got it to give. and I think you should come create with steve and I on a comp. you know you want to,it will be fun.

we move in on the 15th of july, so give me a call soon. I want to go to the show in durahm.

BACK SUPPORT - Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 5:43 PM EDT
AFTER HEARING ALL THOSE BABY DOLPHINS, I HAD TO TAKE A LOOK. MAYBE ALL YOU GUYS DO HAVE A PLACE IN THE WORLD. I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE PUSHING BUTTONS. SPLIP DOW NIP TON CRATE NOODLE DROPPINGS. HEELOPO,HEELOPO.
MY RIGHT ARM HAS A TENDANCY OF BITCH SLAPPING ALL DUMB PEOPLE.

P.S. DON'T DRINK WATER BECAUSE FISH FUCK IN IT.

tee dub - Friday, May 26th, 2006 11:05 PM EDT
yo...check this chris clark live set....boo yow.
yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=1C906BD25C74F93E

tudikas wayne - Thursday, May 25th, 2006 11:23 PM EDT
ned...congratulations. on your phenomenally retardedely redeekyouluslee OFF DA CHAINS new album, and on getting married. BOOM SHaKALAKA tik shakaLAKAKAKA squoink.

mrs. nyf - Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 5:57 PM EDT
how many girls are lucky enough to walk down the aisle to aphex????

sqrt - Monday, May 22nd, 2006 11:33 AM EDT
I would not have missed it for the world . My little schnucombs just grew up so fast. I remeber when you could barely walk. But that was when you used to drink a whole lot. . I think something is in my eye.

nyf - Friday, May 19th, 2006 6:05 PM EDT
Thanks everyone who recently attended my wedding, I love you all. - B

JUANETTA GONZALES - Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 10:42 AM EDT
OK!! Les jes getta few tings in ordered. I did not and have not hook up wit no nick shasta. That fu showed up at cousins house stankin like motoroil axin all my girl fo they primary action numbers or some shit like that. Den I walk into da bafroom and he in der lookin up porn on himself!! and if dat ant bad enough he drank all my St.Ides special brews and leaked all ova ma rug!!!
So don't believe anyting da fu tell ya'll

nick shasta - Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 10:20 AM EDT
yeah yeah nick shasta in the house. what up guys? man its really hard being a cool human babe magnet. those humans I mean, us humans really know how to party down good time style. i have had so many ladies lately i'm starting to rust I mean sweat!! yo i kicked it with a fly mexican girl yesterday and she really shorted my circuits I mean she had me going. anyway so i was OHH SHITT I SPILLED BEER ALL OVER MY ION INDUCTION CHAMBER I MEAN MY LAP!!!! I FEEL A LITTLE FUNNNNNYYYYYYYHAHADDDIIIIOONNNNEEEEWWWWAARRRRRWWWWWIIIIICCCCKKKKKKHOTCHICHOTCHIC CHICCHICCHICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTOUCHMYERNIELIGHT STICKCHICCHIC!!!!!!!MMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMITSONLY5:30JUSTTENMOREMINUTESEEEEEEEERRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEEBEBEBBEBBEBEBEBBBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEEB BE MAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLFUUUNNNCCCCVVTIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

benjamin thomas walker - Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 8:53 PM EDT
listen to this, if not just for the beginning part with the chipmunkified jay-d and da brat:

lemon-red.org/mix/2006/the_Riddim_Method-Lemon_Red.mp3

nYf - Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 4:44 PM EDT
Okay..becuase im so anti-social and out of the loop i just heard about this kid. If you
ebaumsworld.com/starwarskidv.html

juvenile hall roll call - Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 12:54 AM EDT
raise your hand if you have put time in on this compilation. if you don't post a hand raise, i hope it's because you don't have time to read this silly shit.

sqrt - Sunday, April 16th, 2006 11:01 PM EDT
According to Collins, this is about a young man's fantasy for an older woman. Because she smiles at him, he thinks she fancies him, and she becomes the object of his sexual fantasies.

live and learn - Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 5:33 AM EDT
The song's drum sounds come from an E-mu SP-12, a classic drum machine of the 1980's. Leland Sklar plays the synth bass via a Roland stompbox. The Sequential Circuits Prophet 5 leads the song. This is layered with a Yamaha DX7 Electric Piano. Like many of Collins' songs, Sussudio has a full horn section on it.

wen ben fen den ken ren zen - Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 4:21 AM EDT
i was all like: -- shit that dont look like prefvse but sheeeeet i donnoo i thot he looke moore lyke germy still not bad bvt a little vnsmoove for prefvse LXXIII

benjamin thomas walker - Monday, April 10th, 2006 11:56 PM EDT
sorry pink rod ricky rousers, that was not scott herren. it was good though. watch this:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3494984611553953984&q=aphex&pl=true

richard james doesn't have much of a stage show, but chris cunningham sure does.

nyf - Thursday, April 6th, 2006 3:50 PM EDT
That video of Prefuse is the illest thing ive seen since Godzilla vs. Mothra

sqrt - Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 11:05 PM EDT
how could someone as hot as bat-boy kihhllzzz beatz??? Inspiration, Inspiration. Damn, like a cracka tried to stick me for my paper. I had bat hallucinations one night, trying to transform visual events into aural brain waves, and that was the first time I saw bat boy in real life. Damn, those ears just touched me in a way that only an 808 could do.

EFX - Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 5:20 PM EDT
What do Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common?

They both had a huge hit with the wall.

Eye personal-ly think bat-boy kill-ed my...

BE-atz

sqrt - Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 2:52 PM EDT
are you calling me fat???

FAT - Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 2:59 AM EDT
ghostface killah - asheville this saturday

prefuse 73 - grey eagle, avl, soon

FAQ - Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 4:23 PM EDT
check this out
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-749808857389030609

NYF - Friday, March 31st, 2006 11:02 AM EST
Brilliant.

size FAH-Q - Thursday, March 30th, 2006 11:17 PM EST
i should have fixed that too, my 40 drinkin groomsman

FAH-Q me, only for $$$ - Thursday, March 30th, 2006 8:01 PM EST
o yeah, I guess I did get it to work. I was messing with it at work today and I couldn't get it to come up on my computer, but I guess it does work. Now NYF kills subQ. Any comments on the size???

FAH-Q - Thursday, March 30th, 2006 3:02 PM EST
well i played the video and it went like this -> video playing

did you change it,
ps its kevin

NYF - Saturday, March 25th, 2006 6:06 PM EST
Ben you should have some stuff on the audible.....

nyf - Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 9:28 AM EST
Fo rizzle

benjamin thoams walker - Saturday, March 18th, 2006 12:40 PM EST
this is my favorite song:
Trina "Pull Over"

Whoop!
Huh?
What that bitch got all that ass for?
Man pull that hoe over that bitch gotta get a ticket

[1 - Trick Daddy]
Whoop! Whoop!
Pull over that ass is too fat
Whoop! Whoop!
Pull over that ass is too fat

[Repeat 1 (3x)]

[Trina]
Dumps in the truck
Thighs like what?
Ain't nann hoe got more booty in the butt
Sisqo made that song when he seen me in a
THONG! TH-THONG! THONG! THONG!
I know you like the way the booty go
Like a pro
Slip him off the bed, throw him on the floor
Turn on the cameras start the freak show
This ass even make Black Rob say whoa
I got a fat ass playa nigga can't pass up
Juvenile couldn't even back this azz up
Bone don't you know lil' mama fully loaded
I got a fat ass and I know how to tote it
You wanna fuck?
Twenty g's for the nut
Keys to the mansion, keys to the truck
What? Y'all know what's up
Ain't nann hoe got more booty in the butt

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

Who got more ass than the average bitch?
You know it's the baddest bitch
Number ten in the face slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?
Pop to the bass I'mma make ya drop
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Trina fixin' ta make ya hot
Uh me and the girls hit the club and clown
Going back to the old school, Dodo Brown
M-I-A-M-I baby
Slip 'n' Slide and I'm going crazy
Cause my shit firm and tight, just right
And if the price is right I just might

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

Off glass with it
Fat ass with it
Gettin' cash with it
I throw my back in it yeah
And I'mma shake what my mama gave me
Lil' mama don't play so you gotta pay me
I'm da baddest bitch you got to admit that
69 ways? You know I went that!
And I'mma shake my money maker
I'mma shake this thing like a salt shaker
Cause ain't nothing wrong with the bump and grind
When I do this thing up, jump behind
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Ride like a chuchoo train
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Lil' mama fixin' ta do this thing
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Front, back, side to side
(Whoop! Whoop!)
That's how ya slip 'n' slide
What's up lil' daddy
Trick a fat sack
Representin' for my girls with the fat back

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop

ned - Friday, March 10th, 2006 8:48 PM EST
holy shit
its on

kevin - Thursday, March 9th, 2006 6:04 PM EST
Wow!!! The intermat lives at my house now!!!

- Monday, March 6th, 2006 8:50 PM EST
You wouldn't be referring to your freakishly large clitoris would you Sqrt? Manly yes, but i like it too. And before you have a semi-witty ill-attempted comeback....fuck you. I like soap chips. NAr, come on get to the choppa, NAH!!!!

sqrt - Monday, March 6th, 2006 4:11 PM EST
I have something for an ear near you NYF, and it isn't a beat bitch.

nyf - Monday, February 27th, 2006 7:51 PM EST
it is coming soon to an ear near you...........

leni - Monday, February 20th, 2006 8:08 AM EST
thats just NC like it should be. But y'all remember that movie The Getaway (1994)...when michael madsen kidnaps the nerdy veternarian and his hot and bored wife, Jennifer Tilly. then the vet hangs himself in the hotel bathroom (with a belt i think) while madsen fucks the shit out of her. damn that movie was the shit when it came out, but i saw it the other day and it was kind of stale. i bet the original with steve mcqueen is a better movie, but michael madsen is a bad ass.

Brian - Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 7:09 PM EST
you got that right. At least you have made a getaway, a few of us are stuck here, gettin whipped by the bible belt.

benjamin thomas walker - Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 4:25 PM EST
i just got back from charlotte...and i have to confirm once again...north carolina is stale.

nyf - Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 2:57 PM EST
......sorry

ahhhhhhhhhh - Saturday, February 11th, 2006 8:46 PM EST
it feels good, yeah it feels good, I am the nose. Really it is my fault, cause I let NYF be in charge of the recording, silly me, silly me. FAQ Ned

Nyf - Saturday, February 11th, 2006 5:58 PM EST
that was my bad..... :( See what happened was I pooped my pants so....ah shit i did it again.

sqrt - Saturday, February 11th, 2006 10:53 AM EST
no recording, we ran out of time to set up everything, and that just wansn't jivin. O well, there will be more shows and more destruction. ha

leni - Friday, February 10th, 2006 4:22 PM EST
Did y'all make a recording of that there destruction?

sqrt - Thursday, February 9th, 2006 4:33 PM EST
THE CAVE, DESTROYED

nyf - Monday, February 6th, 2006 8:57 PM EST
NYF and SQRT
THE CAVE
02/07/2006
7:30-9:30

Mark Twain - Friday, February 3rd, 2006 1:04 PM EST
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

brian - Monday, January 30th, 2006 11:35 PM EST
jezz, such anger, so much tension. you should try to write a noise track or even go to a shrink. Did your mom beat you when you were small?? Did sqrt(ur momma) beat you when you were small??? You need to show your mum some tracks, sqrt(ur mum) and let me tell you that you are a pozer. Bitch. Try meditation, you need it.

Ned - Monday, January 30th, 2006 8:04 PM EST
I WILL BRING DOWN THE WHOLE ENTIRE INTERNET WITH MY ANGER. FUCK THE FRONT PAGE. FUCK EVERYTHING. FUCK EVERYONE. FUCK PEACE >(

brian - Sunday, January 29th, 2006 10:47 AM EST
I do only enjoy my brown greatness from KY or TN in little 1.5 oz glasses, right down the back of my throat. Last night, Jim Beam, yummmm.

leni - Sunday, January 29th, 2006 3:18 AM EST
brian, talking in general, you can have your cake and eat it too without a doubt keep the whiskey straight

brian - Friday, January 27th, 2006 2:41 PM EST
leni, I wasn't talking about your ass, I was talking in general. Nothing wrong with mixing business and pleasure, however, mixing orange juice and whiskey, now that is wrong

leni - Friday, January 27th, 2006 1:29 AM EST
what's wrong with mixing a little business and pleasure. it seems like more and more 'legit' bands are on myspace putting up singles to their upcoming albums and shit.

brian - Thursday, January 26th, 2006 4:11 PM EST
taint say I am, are you?? I thought is was more for people trying to get ass off the internet than trying to get music out. I may be wrong but that is just what I heard.

benajminthomaswalker - Thursday, January 26th, 2006 3:59 PM EST
hey taints, particularly brian and ned, are you guys on myspace?

james - Thursday, January 26th, 2006 6:52 AM EST
whatup peeps, gotta lil story, made a new track and showed my mum, she gave me an awfal stare and acused me of being on drugs. i knew then that this track was the shizz. and ned, if you made the from page i think its whack. peace

brian - Saturday, January 21st, 2006 10:45 AM EST
no house bitch, only psy-trance please. I cant think of anything better than that. It makes me want to tickle my insides with a drum stick and dance around my apartment complex naked while singing Rod Stewert songs and performing 20th century ballet.

- Saturday, January 21st, 2006 10:42 AM EST
So my MOMMA LOVES BEATS not good enough for the voices in your head Brian?
Fine..... I'll just start making psy-trance and house.

brian - Thursday, January 19th, 2006 10:33 PM EST
Anyone got any good new beats??? I have lots of bullshit that my mom would like, but nothing that awful great. My mom likes death metal though, so my beats are not weak or nothing, but I was just wandering. I am tired of the same NYF shit that plays through my head all the time. That is only cause I get tired of the constant restraint I have to employ to keep from killing people.

sqrt - Thursday, January 12th, 2006 4:13 PM EST
Yo, Yo, Ned and Brian are playing two shows in Chapel Hill, Feb. 4 and Feb. 7. Rock your mama's britches off.

leni - Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 1:24 PM EST
I love birds

- Friday, December 30th, 2005 10:27 PM EST
The river is too deep to ford. You lose:
96 bullets
1 wagon wheel
2 wagon axels
1 oxen
Benjamin (drowned)
Miller (drowned)
Ned (drowned)....

benjamin thomas walker - Friday, December 30th, 2005 1:00 PM EST
the new front page makes me want to play oregon trail on an apple 2 e.

Ned - Thursday, December 29th, 2005 9:13 PM EST
laughing out loud brian. laughing out loud. so anyway who likes the new front page? feedback wanted

sqrt - Thursday, December 29th, 2005 1:39 PM EST
Well, I don't know if I would go that far, I have been living in Chapel Hill for some time now.

nyf - Monday, December 26th, 2005 10:44 PM EST
hey at least you're not a yuppy. :)

sqrt - Sunday, December 25th, 2005 8:12 PM EST
I am such a chump.

benjamin thomas walker - Friday, December 23rd, 2005 10:33 AM EST
everyone take $15 out of your pocket and go right now and buy modeselektor's "hello mom." i am very serious about this.

haha - Saturday, December 17th, 2005 9:49 PM EST
Thank God It's Christmas
Words and music by Brian May and Roger Taylor

Oh my love we've had our share of tears
Oh my friend we've had our hopes and fears
Oh my friends it's been a long hard year
But now it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas

The moon and stars seem awful cold and bright
Let's hope the snow will make this Christmas right
My friend the world will share this special night
Because it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
For one night

Thank God it's Christmas yeah
Thank God it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
Can it be Christmas?
Let it be Christmas
Ev'ry day

Oh my love we've lived in troubled days
Oh my friend we have the strangest ways
All my friends on this one day of days
Thank God it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
For one day

Thank God it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
Oooh yeah
Thank God it's Christmas
Yes yes yes yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
For one day

A very merry Christmas to you all

Banner Maker Pro 5000 - Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 10:22 PM EST
Lately I've seen red. I've tasted blood. I've killed with words. I've wished and hoped and swam through a river of snot twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi. But I want to know about the commercial I saw on TV: an Irish guy walking through a field of green whistling one of those Irish jigs, and a woman walks up and says, "Manly yes, but I like it too." Then the guy pulls out a huge knife and cuts off his first two fingers and somehow catches them in what's left of his left hand and hands them to the woman. Did I mention they're both dressed in green? Then they both sing this song together: "Are you icky? Are you sticky? Are you hot as anything? Hey, cut off two of your fingers and stab yourself in the eye!" Then he stabs himself in the eye, and hands her the knife and she stabs herself in the eye. Okay, Okay, so what about that? Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance while taking turns dismembering each other. This was a commercial for deodorant, I think, or soap, or something. So, now all the body parts are lying in a heap, but the heads are still singing: "Are you icky? Are you sticky? Are you hot as anything? Hey, get away from summer and cut off all your limbs!" Then all the body parts start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats. Then they jump into the mouths of the singing heads, but they just slip right back out through the severed necks and keep bopping about. It's very beautiful music that's playing. There's an Irish flute, and a mandolin, I think, and the background singers sound just like the Clancy Brothers. It's really a wonderful commercial. Spectacular. It must have cost a fortune to make. The kind of commercial you'd see during the Super Bowl maybe, where the advertising time costs a million dollars a half a minute. Wow, imagine that, a million dollars for a half of minute. Anyway, by the end of it it looks like the two of them have been through a juicer or a food processor or a blender or something. It's just a pink puree of blood, bone, and flesh, in a big bucket but its still singing somehow: "Are you icky? Are you sticky? Are you hot as anything? Hey, blend yourself, process yourself, become a glass of animal juice!" Haven't you had enough of fruit juices and vegetable juices? Next time company comes over, offer them a cool refreshing glass of yourself. Give 'em yourself! Stop being such a selfish piece of snot, Okay? Okay? Okay. And now back to our program.

benjamin thomas walker - Monday, December 12th, 2005 4:03 PM EST
this guy:
as1projects.com
has done some crazy shit. i mean, c'mon..album covers for otto von schirach AND pharaohe monch? p.s. whats up with warp records? they just signed another "live" band. i'm sick of real sounds, i want FAKE.

PSA - Tuesday, November 15th, 2005 2:24 PM EST
When inhaled, nitrous produces a variety of physical effects including:

* Disorientation
* Fixated vision
* Throbbing or pulsating auditory hallucinations
* Similarly pulsating visual hallucinations
* Increased pain threshold
* Deeper mental connections

Nedalish - Monday, October 24th, 2005 10:16 PM EDT
Wow. Okay. My mind is now clearly blown. I just read an article about "intelligent design". Wow. This is so ground breaking! So yeah so apparently some scientists are saying that there is no way we evolved from simple organisms through natural selection. They say it had to be "intelligent design" (aka God) that made us. Because of this "scientific break-through" a case is headed to the supreme court to decide if this should be taught in public schools. As I read deeper into the story I feel a major turd coming on. I crap. I look down at my recently ejected fecal matter and it's in the shape of Jesus Christ. He says "Don't be scared Brian, it's me, Jesus, your lord and savior." I say, "Jesus are we really created by "intelligent design?" He respondes, "No my son, that's a load of shit." I then realise that..shit my pot pie is burnt.

sqrt - Monday, October 24th, 2005 3:36 PM EDT
but why must they do it when I am drunk?? Can't they wait till I sober and then mess with me??? I have a better chance of whoppin dwarf ass when I am sober.

sqrt - Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 8:09 PM EDT
I always have these little fuckin dwarfs yelling giberish at me. If you figure out what they are saying tell me so I can kill them. I haven't killed them yet in case they are saying something important, like where the keys to my van are. Damn booze.

brian - Sunday, September 25th, 2005 12:04 PM EDT
is freeon cool to bring on an airplane???

benjaminwalker - Saturday, September 24th, 2005 9:58 PM EDT
yo, if anyone in the portland area wants to have a whippit party, let me know. i am also open to glue, freeon, and and siz-erb.

Brian - Monday, September 19th, 2005 6:58 PM EDT
also, don't worry about busting my giraffe balloon unless you don't know what a whip it is.

Brian - Saturday, September 10th, 2005 12:33 PM EDT
hey man, i saw the deflated balloons before they were made into giraffes and sheep. Just wanted to clarify that.

- Friday, September 9th, 2005 5:15 PM EDT
one time i was at a party at um... this guy named butrum's house. we were snorting ritalin and drinking copious beers when all of a sudden the bofo pd shows up. i take off running out of the back of the house, and, remembering that b's neighbor had a major hard-on for shooting kids on his front yard, hid carefully between two trees to avoid detection by either said bofo pd pigs or crazy shotgun-toting manorial man.

yes brian, i would think whipits too. unless of course the "balloon" you're referring to happened to be in the shape of a giraffe. in which case i would think "amyl nitrate".

- Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 5:28 PM EDT
I was doing whip its a long time ago at Crowfields retirement community, in front of some old couples house. I passed out from standing up too fast. I lost my sunglasses somewhere. Sunglassless and my head bleeding I got into the car. The old man, in whose yard I was doing whip-its, came outside and told us he was calling the police. We left, naturally, and I came back the next day to find my sunglasses in his yard. Weird experience. Whip its are good

Brian - Saturday, September 3rd, 2005 4:25 PM EDT
Ok, here is some shit. I am at a "party" on Friday night with a bunch of graduate students. They were "drinking" and talking very loud with some "music" playing. I use the quotations cause most of them were not participating in those actions as most of you bastards would. So, I put up with this for a while, a bunch of yuppies getting a buzz of two drinks and talking loudly about literature and my southern accent (I was the only person there that had one and mine is thick). At 1 am, I walk into the kitchen and people had balloons out. I turned to someone and asked them if they had started doing whip its. Is that what you guys would think???? I mean fuckin shit, it is a party with balloons. The person I asked got wide eyed and said this "They are doing balloon animals not cocaine. Dont mix this innocent action up with the likes of that." That is what she fucking told me. Goddamn whipits have become crack, at least in some peoples mind. Where the fuck am I, and what the fuck is the world coming to????

jason - Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 7:03 PM EDT
get at THIS: http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.brokenfadercartel.com/guestbook.html

The Ned - Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 2:39 PM EDT
So im sick and was looking for something to cheer me up...so im listening to "Thriller" when i discover these news stories....
WOMAN WALKING DOG HAS POOP BAG SNATCHED
(San Diego, AP) - Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog. The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding. When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said. He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber ran to a waiting car and fled the scene, police said. AND-
MAN ROBS DOUGHNUT BUSINESS WITH LASER
Authorities are looking for a man who held up a doughnut shop wearing a pillowcase with eyeholes cut out and armed with a laser pointer, authorities said. The robber walked into Tastee Donuts at about 1:30 a.m., a Sheriff's Office report said. Behind the counter was a 61-year-old woman. The robber waved a red laser pointer at her and demanded money from the safe, threatening to kill her if she didn't comply. "I was very frightened," she said. "I have heart trouble, and it really upset me." A second employee told a deputy that the man had flashed the laser at him also, the report said. The woman unlocked the safe and handed the money to the robber.

BlackCockTown Bus Bomber - Monday, May 9th, 2005 3:19 AM EDT
one thing you should keep in mind (re: the whole lisa loeb thing): seems like every fucking one in Portland wears those glasses. You know which ones I'm talking about. I don't know how the whole "I'm gonna be different, just like all the other different people who wear these glasses" thing happens, but... I blame alcohol.

Jump Little Children Boarding School - Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 10:21 PM EDT
Hey kids, do you hate your partents??? Do you crank our louds ass, annoying, happy-go-motherfucking-looppy pop rock operas so your parents will jump off a building and land you closer to get your money from the life insurance???? Well, here is your chance to join our little fun world of jolly and fun!!!!! Accomidations include- One full week in Chapel Hill, the golden mecca of rich snobby white folk. Here you will prounce around in 100 degree weather, "where the only thing worse than the heat, is the humidity!!!" Also, keep cyber punks out of frat fights and out of police custody, where all you will end up with at the end of the week is a horrible horrible head ache and a funny taste that you just can not get out of your mouth. Get the konichiwa suite for only $1400/week, the Qtaneous suite for $1500/week, or the sqrt room for $15/day. Yeah I know what your thinking, "Wow, only $15 a day what a deal" but it is not worth it. Go, Jumb Little Children Boarding School. "Where we teach you all things your parents didn't want you to know about middle school, high school, and smack addictions."

cyber punk anime hero - Monday, April 18th, 2005 10:21 PM EDT
anyone know how to get in touch with AA??

cyber punk anime hero - Monday, April 18th, 2005 10:20 PM EDT
I wish that I could go to a keg party and not cause destruction. I went to a keg party this weekend and there was an annoying kid standing by the kid and he keep on talking about stupid worthless bull shit. so, he is by the keg, thus I constatnly see him. He keeps talking and talking, about nothing and everything all at once. I am annoyed, all I want is beer. And please don't let me kill anyone. Well, he keep on jabbering and I looked over the balcony and did a calcualation. I then turned to the annoying guy and said "Hey man, if we throw you off the balcony, their is a 45% chance that you will hit concrete." Then I walked inside. I did say some thing new everytime I went to the keg, such as jibberesh and concrete caluclations. So, the other thing was that I was pretty much alone at this party. I didn't know most of the people there. I was just that random drunk guy talking about throwing some one off the porch. Second note, I woke up at 6pm the next day and puked for 4 hours before falling back asleep. Then I got up at 8 am, called into work, took a nap form 10am-11am, got up , took a nape form 4pm-9pm, and I am going to sleep by midnight.

oh yes i will break the microphone - Sunday, April 17th, 2005 2:35 AM EDT
He lived at Liberty High School, and he had a pretty good life. He had a pouch that he would keep all of his pens and pencils in for English class. All the students loved him. They would all pet him everyday. Except for weekends, Wally B. could not have dreamed of a better life. All the students would go home for the weekend and it would get really boring for Wally B. It wouldn't take long for him to finish all of his English homework for English class, and then, he would have nothing left to do.

One Saturday morning, he decided that he would take a little tour of the school since he had never left Mrs. Hendricks room before. The first room he came to was the library. He opened the door, and the first thing he saw where selves filled with hundreds and hundreds of books. He had never even thought that there where that many books in the whole world. It was stocking to him to find out all of those books where sitting less than one-hundred yards away from him his whole life. For over twenty years, the thought had never crossed his mind to leave Mrs. Hendricks room, and now that it did, he did not see how he would ever be able to go back to that dreadful room again. If one room could hold so many books, there was no telling what treasures the other rooms at Liberty High School would hold. It was that thought that gave him the strength to be able to leave all those books behind and explore more.

The next room he came to was Mrs. King's room. It had all kinds of numbers where written on the blackboard. Somehow the students in this class where taking numbers and combining them to form other numbers. This was way more exciting than any book he had seen. He wanted to know more, so he studied the numbers. It didn't take long for him to figure out how to combined numbers too. It was a lot more exciting than any sentence he could have written or read. He wished he could stay longer but it was all most lunchtime and he was getting hungry. His food was in Mrs. Hendricks' room, but he did not want to go back there. Since there was more books in the school there had to be more food somewhere.

He went into the hallway. He turned up his noise and stiffed the air. He was certain that he smelt food. It seemed to be coming for his left. He followed the smell down the hall, and then, he followed it down another hall to the left. He found a room with all kinds of strange foods he had never seen before. He spotted some red fruit that looked really appealing. He ate a handful of them, and he got himself a glass of water. Also, he ate some ice cream that he found in the freezer. It was cold and melted in his mouth. He loved it. He was a little tired and his stomach was starting to hurt, so he decided to take a nape. He woke with sharp knife like pain in his sides. The pain gradually increased until it was so great that he blacked out.

Monday morning Mrs. Peppers walked in the lunchroom and found Wally B. lying dead on the floor. Everyone one at the Liberty High School was upset about Wa

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